quarta-feira, 21 de março de 2007

Mas afinal, quem é o Ratxitxo Peligroso?



O França nunca devia ter aberto este baú.

DangerMouse (voiced by David Jason): The greatest secret agent in the world. He speaks 34 languages fluently, including some extra-terrestrial ones. He regularly balances himself on his index finger and bounces up and down on it. His only apparent flaw is that he has only one eye (How he lost the other one is never explained). Referred to as the "White Wonder" and "Wretched Rodent" by Baron Greenback.
DangerMouse is a British animated television series which was produced by Cosgrove Hall Films.
It features the eponymous DangerMouse, a British mouse that works as a secret agent. The show is a loose parody of British spy fiction, particularly James Bond and the Danger Man series starring Patrick McGoohan. The eponymous hero wears a rakish eyepatch and his chest is prominently emblazoned with the initials "DM".
(Fonte: Wikipédia)
Bom, nem sei por onde começar. Infelizmente não tenho a mesma capacidade do França para ridicularizar este tipo de afirmações ou caracterizações. Mas a sério, uma coisa é dizer "He speaks 34 languages fluently, including some extra-terrestrial ones", vá, difícil mas pronto, possível. Afinal estamos a falar de um rato branco britânico que é o melhor agente secreto do mundo. Outra, já completamente diferente, é dizer, e com orgulho, "He regularly balances himself on his index finger and bounces up and down on it". Isto...Bom, isto é só estúpido.
O cosmos flui em ordem.

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